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#girldadlife: The drives of our lives
I'm not weepy. Wait, yes I am.
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The Weight of Glory
On the Daytona 500 trophy and what it takes to win it, make it and lift it
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SNL at 50: A deep dive into one superstar athlete's appearance
Or why Jeff Gordon is also known as Rickye Funck (and Cougar)
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MABA finale: The greatest bunco night story ever told
Or at least the greatest that contributed to 3,276,435 burpees. Thanks to you all for making January awesome.
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January 2025

A Waldo video after which you'll do a bazillion burpees
Three days left. Fall down. Get back up. Together.
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You can have peace of mind, all you have to do is freeze half to death
Nine days left. YOU don't got this. But WE do.
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MABA, Waldo and the coming storms
With 11 days left, you know they'll be here soon enough. Are you ready?
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5.5 months pregnant. 100 burpees. Every day. LEGENDARY.
BabyLot has learned to 'never say I can’t or I shouldn’t or give myself an excuse to not do something, especially if it is hard.'
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Beverly Quarter, the final chapter
Don't miss the thrilling conclusion!
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Waldo tribute: Love so strong it's dangerous
So many men wanted to do a prayer walk at his hospital in a foot of snow and frigid temperatures that it was cancelled for safety reasons
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Beverly Quarter Chapter 26
One more chapter after this one!
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Waldo has fallen down. We need to help him get back up. Together.
A long road ahead. A High Impact Man uniquely prepared to navigate it.
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