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The best part is the worst part is the best part
Or stepping with both feet into a creek doesn't always suck as bad as it seems like it would
Apr 25
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The Magic Hour
On anticipation, hope, candy salad (?!?) and watching my daughter wait for The Tortured Poets Department to drop
Apr 19
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Matt Crossman
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The Magic Hour
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A thousand ice birds pecking at my face with their ice beaks
Or what it's like to climb the tallest mountain in Maine
Apr 18
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The (blurred) view from the top
And the bottom ... and the sides: On climbing Mount Mitchell, the tallest peak east of the Mississippi
Apr 11
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Matt Crossman
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On the eclipse, a mechanical bull except it's a shark, and the resurrection of awe
Or: HOLY $#%@! LOOK AT THAT! IT'S $#%@ AMAZING!
Apr 9
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Matt Crossman
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On the eclipse, a mechanical bull except it's a shark, and the resurrection of awe
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How to survive your kids' obsession with Taylor Swift/Olivia Rodrigo/Sabrina Carpenter/etc.
AND bond with them AND hear your own music AND NOT alienate them
Apr 4
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How to survive your kids' obsession with Taylor Swift/Olivia Rodrigo/Sabrina Carpenter/etc.
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March 2024
The Greatest #DadLife Willis Tower Story Ever Told
Or at least the greatest that happened to me a few weeks ago. Also: Anyone got $148 I can borrow?
Mar 29
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Matt Crossman
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The best cup of coffee I've ever had
Or how transcendent beauty and hard work make everything taste better
Mar 20
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Matt Crossman
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Two ways to endure three minutes in bitterly cold water
A lifetime of lessons and all I had to do was shiver uncontrollably
Mar 9
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Matt Crossman
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February 2024
SAY PINK TOADS AND DON'T LAUGH. SAY PINK TOADS AND DON'T LAUGH.
Or how to survive three days on the Ozark Trail with F3 dads and a whole mess of teenage boys.
Feb 23
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Matt Crossman
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The final tally of MABA 2024 is in.
Also: Life on the burpee beat ... and the NASCAR beat ... and the travel beat ...
Feb 6
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The final tally of MABA 2024 is in.
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3 MILLION BURPEES!
You did it, you lunatics! Check out the ceremonial 3 millionth, done half a world away
Feb 1
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3 MILLION BURPEES!
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